Cave lesson: UGG UGG!

Oh why Hello there you modnarful personopolos!

Today, I am caveman.
I talk like I not know what English is.
What is this English you speak of, I not know what you say!?
iCaveman want to introduce uCaveman to the modnarful world of caveman.
iCaveman and my fellow cavebitch Eliise enjoy long walks on the rocks, listening to ROCK(and roll), and going to rocking place like eSTONEia and STONEstead.
Today iCaveman want to teach uCaveamateur a cavelesson.
Get your rock, paper, scissors out...

Now, cave-moral-lesson-thing:

Number 1.
If uCaveman can make sense of what you saying, you probably not making good caveman.

Number 2.
If uCaveman feel necessity to use big words... use big words! But make sure no other caveman know big words or uCaveman is in asshat situation.

And finally,
Number 3.
The key to perfect cavegodliness is: Think modnaR... or suffer the repercussions of sanity!
Here are 2 examples:

a) gnitirw sdrawkcab si a yllaer taerg yaw ot sserpmi eht sdikevac,

b) Impress people by cramming together a ridiculousopolos combination of languages you don't reallllyyy understand into one conversation whilst pretending you know exactly what you're saying:

Here are a few to get started with:
Spanish
Greek
modnaR
eSTONEian
Akrikaans

What you want to say:
"Hello my beautiful mother dearest. I would really love it if you could please feed my cat! Cheers!"

What you're going to say:
"Hola poli orea mama cita! Se agapo, tub esaelp... pimpi mu kassi! Baie danki!!"

What you've ACTUALLY just said:
"Hello very beautiful breast appointment! I love you, but please... pimp my cat! Thank you!!"

Stick to these rules, and you will make make the lovely cavebitches go boom boom for you, kookookachoo!
Failing that, buy some Cologne: Sex Panther by Odeon. I heard that 60% of the time, it works every time.
;)

Keep on Cavechillin'!
Rocks of ugg, (cavemodnar for lots of love)

Mrs Sfatopolos.