It all started like this...
Jem Dear Scrat
You're an Asshat
I'm writing a poem
What 'ya think of that?
The wall of LOVE ain't the wall of dove
so shut the f***k up and pet a cat 0_o
Yours sin(cereal)ly,
Kellogs cornflakes :)
Eliise Dear Genna
I do not give a hell'a
About your Mud damn poem
Which btw sucks like a..er...jeroboam
Yeah..that's right
My rhyming skills are tight
And your momma's got horses
Maybe that's why you should consider going into special forces
So SHUT THE DUCK UP
Or piss in the cup!
Doors faithfully
Scra(ssha)t
Jem Deaest Scrat
What the f**k was that?
Yo' mommas so fat cause she ate a cat
She ate a cat cause your dads nuts were to small
My dads nuts are so huge their're like soccer balls
My rhyming is getting dodgy and -pauses-
Why the hella a jeroboam!? Isn't that like a measurement of wine...?
-resumes-
I have delayed reactions
My words are hot like fractions
Maths is SO my forte
Like lying and backwards croquet!
oh, and actually a carrer in the special forces might not be so bad :)
lots of dove (because you smell).
Mrs Sfat(ass) :)
Eliise Beer Mrs Sfat
I actually AM a cat
So keep the cats out of da house
Or I'll cut your blouse into a mouse
Yo' rhyming is so ship it makes me quiver
But I don't give a ship, I just shiver
At least mine's got a wine bottle in it,
Yours sucks my dogs balls, innit
I'm not so sure if we'll get a career in rapping industry
But still - who the hell gives a ship about pastry???
I don't even know what a forte is
Might be because my name's Elise
Or maybe because I skipped some lessons
..With every day I feel more that my brain lessens...
Cocks of Dove
xzy
Jem Holy mother of ducking unicorns
That rap was so good it was like watching porn
I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid.
That rap was so crap I nearly ran to Madrid!
Now a lesson today- you will never forget,
Will be stuck in your mind like a silhouette,
Or a sexy-ass Scrat on a TV set!
The meaing of Forte, you ducking chavette!
-takes out textbooks-
It means a speciality,
Like playing piano and making tea.
Spelling clearly ain't your forte though
You didn't spell anything back-to-fro'
Now Im so cool I'ma call you a dik
and you're such a fool you wont know what it means
Now I'm'a shut up and do some work
and procrastinate till I go bizerk!
Doves with cocks,
xyzpdq
which actually means: zip your zipper pretty darn quick... Or at least thats what my friend..uh I mean homie told me when I was a kid... :/
Eliise Yumma yumma yo
Your toe infection is a ho
Shut your mushroom
And listen to my boom-boom
How can xyzpdq be what you just said
I think you're retarded by your head
Cause 'zip' begins with a 'z' not an 'x'
So get your 'x' and put it in sex
Your poems are worse than the mushrooms in your pants
(And I only know it cause I just had a glance)
Doors faithfully
SCRAT YO
Jem yumma yumma yo
Yo MOMMA is a ho!
bish bash bosh
this rhyme is slosh
tick tack tock
the time's on the clock
meh mah moh
I cant rhyme any more... :/
zzzzzzzzzz
Eliise You see, you're an idioot
Cause you're definitely not hot
Look at your rhymes
They're exactly like mine
So you steal
Like a pig in a cartwheel
Which means I win
ELIISEVILLAGE FOR TEH WIN!!!!!
Jem Jemmaland FTW because I don't promite violence like Eliisevillage!
AND YOU stole words out of my rhyme too! It's the nature of the industry scratass!
you gotta learn to deal with it
or take a dump on a ship
and hope it don't sink
cause you're WELL full of it!
*UGH*
besides... this all started of as an innocent POEM...
YOU'RE the one who escilated the situation and turned it into a rap battle!!
-shakes head-
Eliise What the... Then why the hell did you rap it eh? does this sound like a poem...
Dear Scrat
You're an Asshat
I'm writing a poem
What 'ya think of that?
The wall of LOVE ain't the wall of dove
so shut the f***k up and pet a cat 0_o
...?? NO, it doesn't. so hah. i put the blah in da gah. and yo nigga ass is doomed, boom boom.
Jem Scrat you ARE an asshat!!!
I think if you read my text it would help...
Lets see shall we?
How about the line where it says: "I'M writing a POEM"
I wonder what that could mean :/
wow... tough shit trying to decode that!
Stupid unripe nigga otherwise known as a white kid.
I put the milk in the cereal, splash splash...
SLASH!
Eliise OI!!! don't try to fool me... every nigga could see you were tricking me... but i ain't a fool and i new the storm was coming. so in your face, i'm ace and you're my shoe lace, yo, that's the case, i'm gonna have to pack my suitcase.
Jem Yo, unripe nigga!
whats a shoe without a lace?
I'm what MAKES you ace!
so shut the f**k up
move your sfatass butt
and go jogging... around a lake!
So, now that you've all read this historically of grandeur importance chronicles about our first (and most probably not the last) RAP BATTLE, you can agree that the RAP MUSIC INDUSTRY won.
And yes, my Facepoop profile picture is of THE Thoughtful Gorillaface.
Ecaep oy,Esiile
