Mrs Sfat's Gnitseretni Modnar Words

Boredom is taking over and on account of this terrible disease (which on occasion can actually become entertaining), I am going to write down a few of the weird and wonderful words that I know!
Starting....

...not yet...
...or yet...
...nope...
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Why don't you go make a cup of tea?

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Wait... come back! I'm starting in a second!

Asshat!
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NOW!

Mrs Sfat's Collection of unusual (and pretty useless) words:

Llama : What happens to your alarm when it goes off too early in the morning and you 'accidentally' knock it off your bedside table...

Flip flop - Does what it says... Anyone who can walk in one of these without flipping, flopping , tripping or hopping, deserves a medal!

Alpaca - 'I'll packa' your bags? (Must be an Italian bag packer!)

Lamp - Always reminds me of the sound of someone walking into something solid... but I think that's just because I often wonder into lamp-posts. It also reminds me of Lambs... Have you ever seen a lamb walk into a lamp? Nor have I, but I know what you'll be thinking next time you see one... ;) Baaaah!

Catamaran - Cat on a meringue? A sticky, noisy mess which, to be honest, I am glad does not exist in the real world... That I know of...

Hibiscus - "Hi, Biscuits!" or "High biscuits" Ever seen a talking or flying biscuit? They look pretty much JUST like a hibiscus really, just slightly less colourful.

Banana -'Baaah. Nana' A sheep granny... that is yellow of course...



Well, that's all for now... I have entertained myself to the point of modnaR daolrevO!!

Who IS Mrs Sfat?

Oh, you could not have made a sexier niotcudortni, yxeS-alliroG-ecaF-esiilE!
Yes, it is I, the fantastically modnarful Mrs Sfat!!
I am already suffering from writers block... how on earthy... Eliise! You have found a cure for my over-writeititis!! Oh no wait, sorry, false alarm...
So... should I explain my name to our crowd of invisible fans?

"Enn ouu"
"No? Who said no?"
"Eye . Dee eye dee!"
"Oh... Humm, well, does anybody else object?
-silence-
"Well then that's two against one! Me, and that crazy person in my head who keeps singing Britney Spears's 'Oops I did it again', and quite out of tune too might I add..."
"Who God?"
"Duh. Who else?!"



So...
Ever watched that sexy squirrel in Ice age, you know, Scrat?
Honestly, who hasn't?!!
Yeah, well Scrat and Eliise go WAYY back (like, even before the Iceage...). So Eliise introduced me to the Sexy Scrat who was a rude asshat to me, but I was still drawn to his crazy good looks. Eventually I asked Scrat if he had a brother and it turned out he did... Sfat (the slightly weightier of the two brothers)! Well, Sfat was the sexiest thing I had EVER seen, so I asked him to marry me and the rest was history... or is history... or something like this ...


So, now that's sorted, I can go and 'turn on my bed' :)
Modnar REALLY does elur ym dlrow!





Pimped word of the day:

*Drum roll please!*
No idioot... That's a sausage roll!
Argh, never mind...

Kid!
Which is now...
Dik!

modnaR person 1: "Hey, do you wanna come over this weekend?"
modnaR person 2: "No, sorry! I'm looking after someones dik!"

Noitcudortni

Olleh. Siht si Esiile, aka... Mmmh... I t'nod neve wonk... Srm Tafs, pleh em! M'i LOOC!

For all of you people here who don't understand a heck of what I'm saying, I'm just trying to make an introduction here, alright? So, this is the first (and probably the last) modnaR blog in the universe (except the Mars modnaR blog, that shit was crazy, man...) and this is where me and Mrs Sfat will try to entertain ourselves and perhaps someone else, as well... I doubt it, though... PS - If you have NO idea at ALL what the hell are we on about, then -

welcome to modnaR!