Who IS Mrs Sfat?

Oh, you could not have made a sexier niotcudortni, yxeS-alliroG-ecaF-esiilE!
Yes, it is I, the fantastically modnarful Mrs Sfat!!
I am already suffering from writers block... how on earthy... Eliise! You have found a cure for my over-writeititis!! Oh no wait, sorry, false alarm...
So... should I explain my name to our crowd of invisible fans?

"Enn ouu"
"No? Who said no?"
"Eye . Dee eye dee!"
"Oh... Humm, well, does anybody else object?
-silence-
"Well then that's two against one! Me, and that crazy person in my head who keeps singing Britney Spears's 'Oops I did it again', and quite out of tune too might I add..."
"Who God?"
"Duh. Who else?!"



So...
Ever watched that sexy squirrel in Ice age, you know, Scrat?
Honestly, who hasn't?!!
Yeah, well Scrat and Eliise go WAYY back (like, even before the Iceage...). So Eliise introduced me to the Sexy Scrat who was a rude asshat to me, but I was still drawn to his crazy good looks. Eventually I asked Scrat if he had a brother and it turned out he did... Sfat (the slightly weightier of the two brothers)! Well, Sfat was the sexiest thing I had EVER seen, so I asked him to marry me and the rest was history... or is history... or something like this ...


So, now that's sorted, I can go and 'turn on my bed' :)
Modnar REALLY does elur ym dlrow!





Pimped word of the day:

*Drum roll please!*
No idioot... That's a sausage roll!
Argh, never mind...

Kid!
Which is now...
Dik!

modnaR person 1: "Hey, do you wanna come over this weekend?"
modnaR person 2: "No, sorry! I'm looking after someones dik!"